I'M BISCUIT!
"I'm Biscuit! a son of a bitch known for his big heart and even bigger personality!"
"If you don't like my language then fuck off! :3 !"
Character Facts
- Species: Aureus
- Aesthetic: yellow
- Personality: Hella silly.
- Favorite Snack: Yellow skittles.
- He swears like a sailer.
Biscuit is often seen scoffing down skittles and saving the yellow ones for last whilst also consuming enough caffine to bonk out an adult elephant!
Criminal Record: 🫢
- Murder: Tresember 10th (September 10th equivilant) 5692 - "Charlie Chirp" was stabbed from behind in the neck by biscuit. He did not make it...
- Driving Under Influence: Biscuit is well known for his alcoholism and his love for driving 90 in a school zone.
- Arson Dusember 14th (june 10th equivilant) Biscuit set fire to the nursing home on cloud street, his reasons are unknown but he seems unappologetic about it.
- Prostitution Usember 34th (Febuary 3RD) Biscuit was caught trying to bribe a police officer with "A good time"... This turns out was an offer for his LAD (Light amplified disc (Basically a CD) collection.
When alone, Biscuit listens to hyperpop music and prepairs murders.
Lore and Details
Biscuit resides in the planet "TBT". He spends his days scoffing down skittles like a fatass and working his blue collar job as a brick layer!
He's a carefree kind spirited soul with enough swear words to kill a nun.
Super Secret Lore! 🤫
SECRET! Biscuit is secretly scared of butterflies and often has nightmares about them.
He also keeps a secret diary under his bed that's full of terrible **love poems**.